how doth the little crocodile

Ask me anything   Chicago twenty-what. Queen of spilling coffee on myself and crying about the Marauders.

I write some zines. One is about The NeverEnding Story. I keep a rarely-updated comics & writing blog here.


pinkvelourtracksuit:

co-ca-ina:

pinkvelourtracksuit:

fall aesthetic:
one titty out
burgundy lips
a glass of wine in one hand

These are so fucking dumb

Thank God no one asked ur corny ass! 

(via ewrachael)

— 5 hours ago with 12912 notes
dykescully:

shark-fart:

reason #532 that i love this photo: david duchovny is 100% acknowledging the fact that he is, in fact, a human puppy. 

Gillian’s face in the reflection too, omfg

dykescully:

shark-fart:

reason #532 that i love this photo: david duchovny is 100% acknowledging the fact that he is, in fact, a human puppy. 

Gillian’s face in the reflection too, omfg

(Source: mulder-yes, via punkscully)

— 6 hours ago with 334 notes

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

(via spoopy-mulderr)

— 10 hours ago with 84200 notes

i just legit unfriended a girl i went to college with because her engagement announcement came across my fb feed. like not BECAUSE she got engaged but because it just reminded me that i don’t care about her? congrats, byeee! anyway i am the worst.

— 11 hours ago with 5 notes
#HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY IN YR LIFE 

mischief managed

(Source: celaborn, via boomslangies)

— 11 hours ago with 3811 notes
rebeccasugar:

Sunday warm ups, listening to Puer Kim 
Hope you’re checking out the Steven Universe marathon! It’s going on right now!!!

rebeccasugar:

Sunday warm ups, listening to Puer Kim 

Hope you’re checking out the Steven Universe marathon! It’s going on right now!!!

— 11 hours ago with 1652 notes
I am a trash person✨✨

I am a trash person✨✨

— 14 hours ago with 3 notes
me:i got a new daily planner i'm going to really organize my life like i'm gonna get my shit together !!!!!
me:*carefully marks the birthdays of every member of one direction*
— 17 hours ago with 52 notes
My dad brought me a box of stuff from the move including all these POP PUNK TICKET STUBS, Hellogoodbye autographs and an envelope of my ~senior pics~

My dad brought me a box of stuff from the move including all these POP PUNK TICKET STUBS, Hellogoodbye autographs and an envelope of my ~senior pics~

— 1 day ago with 5 notes